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Rosie Jones And Friends Drop Some ‘Brilliant Breasts’ for Ta-Ta-Tuesdays

Leave it to our funbag fascinated friends at Nuts magazine to deliver an Olympian effort of chest puppy goodness in their 'Brilliant Breasts' issue of the magazine, featuring the stunning, now 22-year...

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Emma Watson Tanning in Panties of the Day

Emma Watson was seen sun tanning in her panties….unfortunately her panties were the kind of panties you wouldn’t even call panties…they are in fact straight up underwear that you’d expect a bitch to...

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Paris Hilton Shows a Side of Herself We Kind of Admire

Perhaps we've been too harsh on Billionaire Barbie over the years. All the focus on her car crashes and jail time and lady nest cocaine stowaway  jobs. Perhaps it's time we stopped the judging, cleaned...

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We Found The Golddigger Mecca

Italian entrepreneur/black diamond specialist/guy who really loves 80s sunglasses Fawaz Gruosi celebrated his 60th birthday last night at The Billionaire Club in Sardinia which apparently sent out a...

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Papa Joe Busted For DUI

When Jessica Simpson gets a call on the hot dog phone next to her bed in the middle of the night on a Saturday, it's usually from a drunken Papa Joe asking her what she's wearing. But on the night of...

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Kelly Brook is in Lingerie of the Day

Kelly Brook is a fucking pig of a woman….who I am not going to call fat, because I met a girl last night who I wanted to fuck, who knew about the site, and who told me that all I do is call chicks fat,...

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Open Post: Hosted By Chatroulette Call Me Maybe

The bearded bikini beauty who brought us the Apple Store Fireworks and the Times Square Born This Way is back to punching to the air with his ass and this time he's found the only good use for "Call Me...

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Talking ‘Our Lady’ with James Fluhr

It was a moment that changed Boston University senior James Fluhr’s life forever. Christmas was just one week away and Fluhr was getting out of work when he received a phone call from his dad. After...

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Would You Hit It?

When one of my cousins was a kid, he got lice from some brats at school, or maybe he got it from me since I've always been a dirty bitch. I don't know, but my auntie really didn't want to spend her...

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Jeff Lewis flips out on GLAAD!

Jeff Lewis has no problem holding his tongue. But he seems to be learning that being an outspoken out person can get him in a lot of trouble. On a conference call with reporters to promote the sixth...

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Lindsay Lohan is Still Amazing of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is wearing some see through outfit craziness and I like it…sure it is not quite enough battered, ravaged, damaged, destroyed, scared and scarred, atrophied, thick skinned, cold, dead,...

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Brandi Glanville Strips Down to Bikini Hotness and Other Fine Things to Ogle

Brandi Glanville shows off her incredible bikini body (Celebuzz) Evelyn Lozada breaks out the big'uns at the beach. (TMZ) Katy Perry single again. Guess she'll be needing some comfort. (GossipCop) Just...

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The Egotastic! Intern Chronicles: Behind the Green Door (VIDEO)

Not many people realize it, but at Egotastic!, we are not just creator of boners, we are molder of minds, specifically, of the next generation of leaders, or, if not leaders, certainly people who don't...

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Don’t tell a girl you are trying to fuck up the ass while you’re fucking her up the pussy…that in prison they’d call her asshole her man pussy….it will both turn her off and make her think you are...

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Mas Telenovela Sextastica de Maria Fernanda Malo en H Para Hombres

Yes, I am taking Spanish classes at The Learning Annex, but only because my Craigslist ad offering to trade sensual foot massages with a Latina woman in exchange for linguistics lessons remains...

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Giveaway: ‘For A Good Time, Call …’ prize pack

Enter to win one of five For A Good Time, Call … prize packs, which include a retro cell phone handset, a t-shirt, an iPhone case, plus a digi-clean cell phone wipe! Just follow the simple instructions...

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Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Nothing to laugh about here -- this one we will all be sad about. All of us. Because it’s almost over for them. After rising together and stabilising together and conveniently finding a home together,...

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Kelly Brook in a Bikini on the Beach in Portugal for Twitter of the Day

It is possible that I hate all celebrity pussy because they taunt me all day and don’t let me fuck them….maybe that is why I look at all their flaws and call them fat, old, dumpy or...

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Dreama Walker clips from Compliance available online.

Clips of Dreama Walker (Dont Trust The B In Apartment 23) topless from the film "Compliance" have shown up in a couple of places online. These clips are in 720p quality. "Compliance" is based on the...

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Melanie Liburd & Lily Robinson “Strike Back” s3e1-2 hd720p

Melanie Liburd & Lily Robinson “Strike Back” s3e1-2 hd720p Melanie Liburd “Strike Back” s3e1-2 hd720p Format : AVI at 4 355 Kbps Length : 25.3 MiB for 48s 799ms Video #0 : AVC at 3 880 Kbps Aspect...

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